November 8th, 2008
I’m referring to the one on the right. Perkins, a randy Jack Russell terrier from Shrewsbury, England, is driving his owners crazy with his incessant howling — so they posted his picture in the local lonely hearts column in the vein hope of finding a dog owner crazy enough to be searching the local lonely [...]
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October 2nd, 2008
Frisbee fans worldwide are stunned tonight after reigning Purina Incredible Dog Challenge champion Wallace the pit bull ruined his chances of a second gold medal after swallowing the tip of a spatula.
Wallace, who has amazed Frisbee pundits by steamrolling his way into a sport traditionally dominated by Border Collies, put himself out of action Tuesday [...]
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September 30th, 2008
Jake LeNoir (pictured), a 28-month old rat terrier from Florida, is furious with his owner tonight after the spoilsporting human broke up a particularly enjoyable fight between him and a shark.
The feisty little pup - who can “handle myself, don’t you worry about that” - was swimming off New Smyrna beach Monday when the misguided [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Bad Dogs, Deluded Humans, Lassie Grave Spinning, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 28th, 2008
The movie speaks for itself. Faith the dog was born without her front legs, so without further ado, she walks on two. You go girl!
So what does this tell us? Let me spell it out. It means that dogs are quite capable of walking on two legs all day if we have to. It’s just [...]
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September 24th, 2008
A Cape Cod couple are fuming after their feckless jackass of a dog, Freelance, ruined yet another once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity for his owners, Harold and Marjorie Hilditch yesterday.
The pair were all set to ensure their place in birdwatching history after they spotted a Broad-Billed Hummingbird - a rare species usually found only in Arizona and [...]
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September 22nd, 2008
Watson being, of course, one half of the famed egg-headed duo James Watson and Francis Crick - the chirpy English geezers who unlocked the secrets of life through their discovery of the structure of deoxyribonucleic acid, or “DNA” for those with tight schedules.
They would have literally exploded with pride had they known, all those years [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Bad Dogs, Dog Science, Harebrained Humans, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 20th, 2008
Dogs are being tortured for sport in this country - with the approval and encouragement of the mainstream media. Observe, as proof, this depraved article in The Daily Courier of Arizona yesterday.
Apparently it’s not enough that we should have the abhorrent atrocity of soap-contaminated bathing forced upon us - we should also, according to the [...]
Filed under: Dog Bravery, Dog Health, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 16th, 2008
Dogs the world over received a mortal blow today with the announcement of a new line of - I can hardly bring myself to say it - dog soap.
As if it’s not enough that all of our tireless bestinkification efforts are scuppered once a month when humans bring it upon their sadistic selves to [...]
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September 8th, 2008
Nero, a greedy Doberman-Great Dane crossbreed, had a close call recently after he swallowed an entire Nokia cellphone in one of those momentary lapses of reason known as “24/7″ to us dogs.
Not about to let Ozzie the rubber duckie swallowing hound hog the limelight for too long, this precipitant pooch wasted no time in abducting [...]
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September 4th, 2008
I was excited as every other dog in America this morning to hear that iRobot has finally released its “Pet Series”, the latest in its line of sloth-enabling dusting droids.
However it quickly became apparent that my excitement was much a-poo about nothing as the new doohickey does not, despite our numerous pawtitions and letters of [...]
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