Here's the poop. Those wiseguys at King Pup take me for a spin every lunchtime and in return I agree to cast a beady eye over the latest dog related developments and churn out a few words for the perusal of any dog enthusiasts in earshot. It is I feel a quite satisfactory arrangement for the time being and one that I fully intend to maintain until such a time as they've had enough of me, or I become blog-tired and decide to let sleeping blogs lie - whichever comes sooner.
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There’s a million and one different formulas and theories which purport to convert human years into dog years so to keep things simply I’m just going to go with the popular myth that the ratio is a straight 1 to 7. Many happy returns of the day Max, you wizened old 182 year old goat [...]
Pass the Poochie on the left hand side
Pass the Poochie on the left hand side
It a gonna burn, give me music make me jump and prance
It a go done, give me the music make me rock in the dance
Etc.
My friends, I take back everything I said about dogs on treadmills. This looks like [...]
I’ve always been weary of the claim that a wet nose is a sign of canine health. If that were really the case then I’ve yet to meet a sick dog. A pooch with a dry nose is like Columbo without a cigar. You know it has to happen sometimes but you can’t ever recall [...]
Frisbee fans worldwide are stunned tonight after reigning Purina Incredible Dog Challenge champion Wallace the pit bull ruined his chances of a second gold medal after swallowing the tip of a spatula.
Wallace, who has amazed Frisbee pundits by steamrolling his way into a sport traditionally dominated by Border Collies, put himself out of action Tuesday [...]
The movie speaks for itself. Faith the dog was born without her front legs, so without further ado, she walks on two. You go girl!
So what does this tell us? Let me spell it out. It means that dogs are quite capable of walking on two legs all day if we have to. It’s just [...]
Dogs are being tortured for sport in this country - with the approval and encouragement of the mainstream media. Observe, as proof, this depraved article in The Daily Courier of Arizona yesterday.
Apparently it’s not enough that we should have the abhorrent atrocity of soap-contaminated bathing forced upon us - we should also, according to the [...]
It’s official - your human food is low grade junk and is not fit to pass through the superior gut of a dog. We did not evolve to eat the bacon, pasta, bagels, chocolate or Ritz Cheese Crackers that humans inexplicably cram into their funnels on a daily basis.
See, you humans are like train furnaces. [...]
Dogs the world over received a mortal blow today with the announcement of a new line of - I can hardly bring myself to say it - dog soap.
As if it’s not enough that all of our tireless bestinkification efforts are scuppered once a month when humans bring it upon their sadistic selves to [...]
Nero, a greedy Doberman-Great Dane crossbreed, had a close call recently after he swallowed an entire Nokia cellphone in one of those momentary lapses of reason known as “24/7″ to us dogs.
Not about to let Ozzie the rubber duckie swallowing hound hog the limelight for too long, this precipitant pooch wasted no time in abducting [...]
An intrepid UK pooch named Ozzie managed to ruffle a few feathers down at his local quack’s vet’s office after inhaling an entire rubber duckie, managing to prove that he’d make both the world’s worst gun dog and the world’s best rubber duckie smuggler - in one short gulp. Says the Leamington Spa Courier:
The seven-month-old [...]
