Here's the poop. Those wiseguys at King Pup take me for a spin every lunchtime and in return I agree to cast a beady eye over the latest dog related developments and churn out a few words for the perusal of any dog enthusiasts in earshot. It is I feel a quite satisfactory arrangement for the time being and one that I fully intend to maintain until such a time as they've had enough of me, or I become blog-tired and decide to let sleeping blogs lie - whichever comes sooner.
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There’s a million and one different formulas and theories which purport to convert human years into dog years so to keep things simply I’m just going to go with the popular myth that the ratio is a straight 1 to 7. Many happy returns of the day Max, you wizened old 182 year old goat [...]
I gotta tell you, this kind of thing isn’t usually my bowl of gravy but I was very impressed to see Gin the Border Collie trip the light fantastic on the hit UK show Britain’s Got Talent.
I usually boycott any TV show featuring Simon Cowell after he decimated my emotional performance of Yoko Ono’s [...]
The Westminster Kennel Club’s best-in-show has just been won by a ten year old Spaniel - and I’m not at all jealous.
Stump, who has probably never even had his own blog, made canine history by being the oldest contestant ever to scoop the esteemed 133 year old prize - beating seven younger dogs by somewhat [...]
Simon the Jack Russel Terrier was hailed as a hero last night after making short work of a gang of nefarious balloons which had taken residence in his owner’s living room. The balloons, who obviously had an inflated sense of entitlement, were rendered motionless with fear as the plucky pup pitilessly popped the polychromatic posse [...]
Lassie will be spinning in her grave to see the disgraceful examples set by Hollywood hounds in these, perhaps the most decadent times for dogs since the days of the Roman Empire.
It was only a few decades ago that dogs on the big screen set exemplary examples to young pups everywhere. Whether it was running [...]
Soon to be not-President Bush had a stern talk with soon to be not-First Dog Barney yesterday after reports emerged of more chomp-attacks the sour Scottie has administered on anyone within fangshot.
Further to revelations that the nefarious, wild-eyed hound is literally spitting chips at the prospect of having to surrender his White House cushion to [...]
So far it’s all been pretty civil on the Republican front. The election of controversial hope-and-changeist Barack Obama inspired a noble concession speech from John McCain, countless messages of good will from the right-of-center blogosphere - and an encouraging address from George W. Bush, who is thrilled at the prospect of the first African American [...]
Frisbee fans worldwide are stunned tonight after reigning Purina Incredible Dog Challenge champion Wallace the pit bull ruined his chances of a second gold medal after swallowing the tip of a spatula.
Wallace, who has amazed Frisbee pundits by steamrolling his way into a sport traditionally dominated by Border Collies, put himself out of action Tuesday [...]
I’m staying out of this election. Mostly, in light of the fact that the canine vote is not yet forthcoming. We can serve our country in the military and the police force it seems, but we’re not trusted to make a rational decision when it comes to deciding who’s best to run the country (the [...]
After declining their offer (through my lawyers) to make me Milk-Bone SpokesDog of 2008 and plaster my comely countenance upon red biscuit boxes the length and breadth of the nation, it seems the preeminent dog treat company has decided to throw caution to the wind and appeal to the wider ruck in the slim hope [...]
