September 15th, 2008
There’s a new Chihuahua movie coming out October 3rd and demand for the little scraps is expected to spike as a result. But, says Lynnie Bunten of the Chihuhua club of America, many fans won’t know what they’re getting into.
Chihuahuas suffer from a genetic disorder known as “Napoleon Complex”, which means that they have an [...]
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September 12th, 2008
The two day festival of dog-debauchery at Kenosha, WI, is over…leaving local residents reeling as fears of another era of moral decay among dogs are expressed nationwide.
By all accounts, the event was scheduled to be a civil affair, with owners being advised to keep their dogs leashed at all times. However, like the famed Woodstock [...]
Filed under: Bad Dogs, Lassie Grave Spinning by Bob
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September 4th, 2008
I was excited as every other dog in America this morning to hear that iRobot has finally released its “Pet Series”, the latest in its line of sloth-enabling dusting droids.
However it quickly became apparent that my excitement was much a-poo about nothing as the new doohickey does not, despite our numerous pawtitions and letters of [...]
Filed under: Bad Dogs, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 3rd, 2008
Dog delinquency is on the up and it’s time to stop making excuses. Since the start of this year a total of 497 cases of muggings, stick-ups, burglaries, assaults and aggravated misdemeanors have been reported in which the prime suspect has been a pooch.
For too long now the prominent spokesdogs among us have sought to [...]
Filed under: Bad Dogs, Lassie Grave Spinning by Bob
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