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Woman Scoops the Poop Jackpot

March 22nd, 2009

It’s being reported that Augie, a Swiss Mountain dog from North Carolina, doesn’t get out of his basket for less than $400.
The plush pooch mistook his belly for a bank and deposited a large stash of cash in it Thursday afternoon - dispensing with the formality of official deposit slips, sort codes and signatures in [...]

World Holds Breath as Dog Spotted on Roof

February 12th, 2009

As reported by the Associated Press yesterday, the U.N. has called an emergency meeting after a dog was spotted sitting happily on a roof in North Dakota, in what must surely have been one of the slowest days for news in world history.
People across the world stopped what they were doing in stunned amazement as [...]

Marley - We Are Not Amused

January 6th, 2009

Lassie will be spinning in her grave to see the disgraceful examples set by Hollywood hounds in these, perhaps the most decadent times for dogs since the days of the Roman Empire.
It was only a few decades ago that dogs on the big screen set exemplary examples to young pups everywhere. Whether it was running [...]

Rubber Bone Snatched in Daring Heist

December 5th, 2008

New York dogs were urged to be on their guard yesterday after a brazen snatch in Central Park left an area Bison Frise without a chew toy.
The four-paw discount - which was perpetrated in broad daylight a short distance from the E79th St entrance - was the work of a professional and had probably been [...]

Bush to Barney - “Simmer Down”

November 15th, 2008

Soon to be not-President Bush had a stern talk with soon to be not-First Dog Barney yesterday after reports emerged of more chomp-attacks the sour Scottie has administered on anyone within fangshot.
Further to revelations that the nefarious, wild-eyed hound is literally spitting chips at the prospect of having to surrender his White House cushion to [...]

Barney Unhappy About White House Eviction

November 7th, 2008

So far it’s all been pretty civil on the Republican front. The election of controversial hope-and-changeist Barack Obama inspired a noble concession speech from John McCain, countless messages of good will from the right-of-center blogosphere - and an encouraging address from George W. Bush, who is thrilled at the prospect of the first African American [...]

Man Spoils Fight Between Dog, Shark

September 30th, 2008

Jake LeNoir (pictured), a 28-month old rat terrier from Florida, is furious with his owner tonight after the spoilsporting human broke up a particularly enjoyable fight between him and a shark.
The feisty little pup - who can “handle myself, don’t you worry about that”  - was swimming off New Smyrna beach Monday when the misguided [...]

Moron Dog Ruins Photograph

September 24th, 2008

A Cape Cod couple are fuming after their feckless jackass of a dog, Freelance, ruined yet another once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity for his owners, Harold and Marjorie Hilditch yesterday.
The pair were all set to ensure their place in birdwatching history after they spotted a Broad-Billed Hummingbird - a rare species usually found only in Arizona and [...]

Watson To Thank For Poop Sherlocks

September 22nd, 2008

Watson being, of course, one half of the famed egg-headed duo James Watson and Francis Crick - the chirpy English geezers who unlocked the secrets of life through their discovery of the structure of deoxyribonucleic acid, or “DNA” for those with tight schedules.
They would have literally exploded with pride had they known, all those years [...]

Puppies Asked To Mind Their Own Business

September 17th, 2008

The O’Sullivan puppies of Lanford, IL came under fire again Tuesday as neighbor Ralph Peterson asked them once more to mind their own damn business.
The meddlesome litter, who are rarely seen attending to their own affairs, peered over Peterson’s fence for the last damn time as he attended to various chores in his yard - [...]