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There’s a million and one different formulas and theories which purport to convert human years into dog years so to keep things simply I’m just going to go with the popular myth that the ratio is a straight 1 to 7. Many happy returns of the day Max, you wizened old 182 year old goat [...]
I gotta tell you, this kind of thing isn’t usually my bowl of gravy but I was very impressed to see Gin the Border Collie trip the light fantastic on the hit UK show Britain’s Got Talent.
I usually boycott any TV show featuring Simon Cowell after he decimated my emotional performance of Yoko Ono’s [...]
My, is it almost June 26 again already? Friday is of course Take Your Dog To Work Day, or as it’s more commonly known by employers: “National Dip In Productivity Day.” It is estimated that at least 6 million man hours are lost every year as Chocolate Labs chase Miniature Dachshunds around filing cabinets, Wheaten [...]
Some dogs don’t even need a mirror to take issue with themselves. I’ve heard of bone envy but this is ridiculous. Or is there a more sinister explanation? I’m reminded of Peter Sellers’ role in the seminal movie Dr. Strangelove, in which he played an ex-Nazi physicist acting as scientific adviser in the President’s war [...]
It’s being reported that Augie, a Swiss Mountain dog from North Carolina, doesn’t get out of his basket for less than $400.
The plush pooch mistook his belly for a bank and deposited a large stash of cash in it Thursday afternoon - dispensing with the formality of official deposit slips, sort codes and signatures in [...]
As reported by the Associated Press yesterday, the U.N. has called an emergency meeting after a dog was spotted sitting happily on a roof in North Dakota, in what must surely have been one of the slowest days for news in world history.
People across the world stopped what they were doing in stunned amazement as [...]
Simon the Jack Russel Terrier was hailed as a hero last night after making short work of a gang of nefarious balloons which had taken residence in his owner’s living room. The balloons, who obviously had an inflated sense of entitlement, were rendered motionless with fear as the plucky pup pitilessly popped the polychromatic posse [...]
So far it’s all been pretty civil on the Republican front. The election of controversial hope-and-changeist Barack Obama inspired a noble concession speech from John McCain, countless messages of good will from the right-of-center blogosphere - and an encouraging address from George W. Bush, who is thrilled at the prospect of the first African American [...]
Bisto, an unidentified mix from Milpitas, CA, awoke from his afternoon nap Wednesday to find that much of the sofa on which he was sleeping had apparently disintegrated of its own accord and vanished into thin air.
The questionable phenomenon came to light around 3:30pm when his owner, Wendy McArdle, returned home from work early.
“He was [...]
Razor, a Florida dog who’s been trained in the art of sniffing out cellphones for the Broward Correctional Institution Ft. Lauderdale, amazed staff at the prison yesterday after finding three of the things on top of a box with a hole in it.
The dog, who achieved nothing of note until the age of three, came [...]
