Hang Eight (Claws That Is)
June 22nd, 2009Note to taxonomists: Californian dogs do not belong to the same species as New York Dogs. To me, getting wet means one thing and one thing only - a $100 grooming bill. If you should see me 30 yards off the coast of Imperial Beach standing knees-a-tremble on a slippery surfboard waiting for an ominous looking swell to launch me precariously back to shore, surrounded by sharks, jellyfish and god-knows-what then please taser me, put me in a crate and ship me back to Manhattan as I have quite obviously lost the ability to distinguish up from down.
The only board I’ve ever taken to the beach was of the snakes and ladders variety and the only wave I’ve ever ridden was the flashing collar craze of 2004. I don’t know who these Californian dogs think they’re kidding with this nonsense but it certainly isn’t me. Lassie will be spinning in her grave.
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