Fur Richer, Fur Poorer
June 28th, 2009
Old folks love a wedding. And I suppose that once you reach a certain age it doesn’t really matter who’s getting married just so long as you’re invited.
All of which explains this frankly bizarre spectacle at The Riverside Care Center in McKeesport last week.
As I’ve already explained, there’s not much point in dogs getting married. It may feel right at the time but once the gravymoon’s over and the cold light of day sets in, it’s becomes quite apparent that neither party has any intention of restricting their butt-sniffing activities to just one butt for the remainder of their lives. Imagine being given one CD to listen to and told you can’t ever listen to anything else. It’s not going to work, is it?
Now I know these are old folks but the following quote from the article worried me a little:
Wedding guests “oohed” and “ahhed” at the lovely dresses, but some chuckled and nudged each other as they noted that the four bridesmaids were dogs.
Are they insinuating that some guests didn’t notice they were dogs? Heaven help us.
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