A New Spin On Dog Cruelty
May 20th, 2009
I literally felt my whiskers curl with outrage when I heard about this, the latest doohickey designed for no other purpose than to inflict unbridled terror upon the dog community.
If this is supposed to be an enhanced interrogation technique then I demand to know if Nancy Pelosi was briefed about it in 2002. Pictures speak louder than words - and the dog trapped in that nefarious appliance of torture has obviously no idea whatsoever who peed in his owners deck shoes sometime on the afternoon of May 11th, 2009.
Not that the sadistic barbarian in the foreground cares. Of course the lawyers have it all covered: it’s not an instrument of torture, it’s a dog washer. Of course it is! But fancy-schmancy legal jargon aside, is there really any difference?
The henious troglodyte who invented it, Frenchman Romain Jarry, had this to say about his automated dog-terrorizer:
‘It doesn’t take long to wash the dog - usually a few minutes. The longest part is the drying. The dogs don’t seem to get bored. They just sit there and they come out clean’
Stripped of their dignity, scrubbed of their confidence and scraped of their will to live. I’m so angry I can’t even think of any more cleaning related words that begin with ’s.’
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