Terrier Neutralizes Balloon Threat
January 9th, 2009Simon the Jack Russel Terrier was hailed as a hero last night after making short work of a gang of nefarious balloons which had taken residence in his owner’s living room. The balloons, who obviously had an inflated sense of entitlement, were rendered motionless with fear as the plucky pup pitilessly popped the polychromatic posse in just 77 seconds in perhaps one of the most serious cases of mass rubbercide perpetrated since records began (when did YouTube start anyway?). The dog stayed at the scene and no charges were filed.
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