Holy Dog Flaps
December 2nd, 2008
I haven’t been this excited since I saw a cloud in the shape of Lassie.
Obviously bored of appearing on towels, mirrors, shrouds, pancakes, tortilla chips, baby’s ultrasound scans, bathroom ceilings and piles of grass cuttings all over the world, the image of Jesus has decided to try something new, by appearing on Roger Bowman’s dog door in Yucaipa, CA. Complete with handlebar mustache.
Bowman, 41, had been planning on getting rid of his two dogs, one of whom is apparently a little snap-happy in the presence of strangers. But now, after noticing the spooky apparition (which is only visible from a certain angle in certain lights), the credulous chump has decided to give the two bowsers another chance. “It’s a sign,” says he.
It’s a sign alright. It’s a sign that your dogs need a good bath.
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