All Dressed Up and Nothing to Hump
November 8th, 2008
I’m referring to the one on the right. Perkins, a randy Jack Russell terrier from Shrewsbury, England, is driving his owners crazy with his incessant howling — so they posted his picture in the local lonely hearts column in the vein hope of finding a dog owner crazy enough to be searching the local lonely hearts column for randy bowtie-wearing Jack Russell terriers. Says owner John Roberts:
“I decided to put a lonely hearts advert in the local paper but then thought I may as well post some pictures on the internet so all the bitches can see what a good looking chap he is.”
I think someone’s been watching too many Snoop Doggy Dog videos to be honest with you.
Are there no off-leash dog parks in England? There’s one not far from me and it’s full of eligible females. All I can say is: there aren’t enough hours in the day. Perkins old chap - you don’t know what you’re missing.
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