November 15th, 2008
Soon to be not-President Bush had a stern talk with soon to be not-First Dog Barney yesterday after reports emerged of more chomp-attacks the sour Scottie has administered on anyone within fangshot.
Further to revelations that the nefarious, wild-eyed hound is literally spitting chips at the prospect of having to surrender his White House cushion to [...]
Filed under: Bad Dogs, Celebrity Pups, Dog Jobs, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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November 10th, 2008
Providence took another blow today with the release of the SNIF tag - an unfathomably pointless $300 collar-mounted doohickey which allows dog owners with absolutely nothing else to do the opportunity to go online and blow 5 disinterested minutes checking such things as their pooch’s daily activity level and the names of the owners of [...]
Filed under: Dog Science, Dog/Cat Relations, Harebrained Humans, Lassie Grave Spinning by Bob
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November 8th, 2008
I’m referring to the one on the right. Perkins, a randy Jack Russell terrier from Shrewsbury, England, is driving his owners crazy with his incessant howling — so they posted his picture in the local lonely hearts column in the vein hope of finding a dog owner crazy enough to be searching the local lonely [...]
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November 7th, 2008
So far it’s all been pretty civil on the Republican front. The election of controversial hope-and-changeist Barack Obama inspired a noble concession speech from John McCain, countless messages of good will from the right-of-center blogosphere - and an encouraging address from George W. Bush, who is thrilled at the prospect of the first African American [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Bad Dogs, Celebrity Pups, Dog Jobs, The Lap of Luxury by Bob
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November 6th, 2008
Bisto, an unidentified mix from Milpitas, CA, awoke from his afternoon nap Wednesday to find that much of the sofa on which he was sleeping had apparently disintegrated of its own accord and vanished into thin air.
The questionable phenomenon came to light around 3:30pm when his owner, Wendy McArdle, returned home from work early.
“He was [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Deluded Humans by Bob
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