Chihuahuas Underestimated
September 15th, 2008
There’s a new Chihuahua movie coming out October 3rd and demand for the little scraps is expected to spike as a result. But, says Lynnie Bunten of the Chihuhua club of America, many fans won’t know what they’re getting into.
Chihuahuas suffer from a genetic disorder known as “Napoleon Complex”, which means that they have an innate compulsion to dominate continental Europe, usually achieve complete annihilation, and face the risk of being exiled to a small island off the coast of Tuscany if they’re not careful.
If I had to give one piece of advice to prospective Chihuahua owners I would say: always steer the conversation away from politics. They have frustratingly rigid opinions, hate being presented with empirical evidence, are liable to make circular arguments and will administer fat lips and cauliflower ears to anyone who objects.
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