September 30th, 2008
Jake LeNoir (pictured), a 28-month old rat terrier from Florida, is furious with his owner tonight after the spoilsporting human broke up a particularly enjoyable fight between him and a shark.
The feisty little pup - who can “handle myself, don’t you worry about that” - was swimming off New Smyrna beach Monday when the misguided [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Bad Dogs, Deluded Humans, Lassie Grave Spinning, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 28th, 2008
The movie speaks for itself. Faith the dog was born without her front legs, so without further ado, she walks on two. You go girl!
So what does this tell us? Let me spell it out. It means that dogs are quite capable of walking on two legs all day if we have to. It’s just [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Dog Health, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 25th, 2008
Stop the press! When us dogs catch tennis balls, we’re actually solving very complicated differential equations. This is news to me! There I was thinking that I was just using my eyes and accumulated sense of judgment to hone in on something that’s round, furry and fun to chew. How wrong it was of me [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Dog Science by Bob
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September 24th, 2008
A Cape Cod couple are fuming after their feckless jackass of a dog, Freelance, ruined yet another once-in-a-lifetime photo opportunity for his owners, Harold and Marjorie Hilditch yesterday.
The pair were all set to ensure their place in birdwatching history after they spotted a Broad-Billed Hummingbird - a rare species usually found only in Arizona and [...]
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September 22nd, 2008
Watson being, of course, one half of the famed egg-headed duo James Watson and Francis Crick - the chirpy English geezers who unlocked the secrets of life through their discovery of the structure of deoxyribonucleic acid, or “DNA” for those with tight schedules.
They would have literally exploded with pride had they known, all those years [...]
Filed under: Attaboy, Bad Dogs, Dog Science, Harebrained Humans, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 21st, 2008
It’s a little late in coming, but hotels are finally getting wise to the fact that dogs have disposable income to spend and are more than willing to dispose of that income within the high-end hotel and leisure industry.
For decades, dogs who regularly travel on business or simply for pleasure have been saddled with two [...]
Filed under: The Lap of Luxury by Bob
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September 20th, 2008
Dogs are being tortured for sport in this country - with the approval and encouragement of the mainstream media. Observe, as proof, this depraved article in The Daily Courier of Arizona yesterday.
Apparently it’s not enough that we should have the abhorrent atrocity of soap-contaminated bathing forced upon us - we should also, according to the [...]
Filed under: Dog Bravery, Dog Health, Pooch Predicaments by Bob
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September 19th, 2008
It’s official - your human food is low grade junk and is not fit to pass through the superior gut of a dog. We did not evolve to eat the bacon, pasta, bagels, chocolate or Ritz Cheese Crackers that humans inexplicably cram into their funnels on a daily basis.
See, you humans are like train furnaces. [...]
Filed under: Dog Health, Harebrained Humans by Bob
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September 18th, 2008
Further to my earlier post on the wimpification of dogs, a subject which I feel very strongly about, I would like to draw your attention if I may to the latest atrocity in this conspiracy.
Another dog tournament is afoot, in Howell, Michigan - and this time the winning ribbons are being allocated for such feats [...]
Filed under: From Dogs To Mice, Lassie Grave Spinning by Bob
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September 17th, 2008
The O’Sullivan puppies of Lanford, IL came under fire again Tuesday as neighbor Ralph Peterson asked them once more to mind their own damn business.
The meddlesome litter, who are rarely seen attending to their own affairs, peered over Peterson’s fence for the last damn time as he attended to various chores in his yard - [...]
Filed under: Bad Dogs, Harebrained Humans, Wackos by Bob
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