Portly Pooch Problem
August 12th, 2008
It’s official - there is an escalation of dog waistlines and too many treats are the problem. For this reason, I am officially backpedaling on my earlier negative comments about the emergence of doggie treadmills and would suggest that any owners who fail to provide such a machine for their pudgy pets should be reported to the UN, assuming that they have a department which deals with such complaints.
Owners who are concerned about their dogs beginning to look like grounded airships should suspend all treats immediately, purchase suitable gym equipment and contact a reputable dog walking service like King Pup to book a few extra trots around the block per week.
EDIT: On further reflection I have decided that I was a little hasty in calling for the suspension of treats and more exercise - just get the liposuction. I have no idea why I didn’t think of this before - my bad.
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