Dog Chips Not All They’re Snacked Up To Be
August 15th, 2008
For want of a brain cell, the dog was lost. Apparently the whole “dog microchip” concoction has been something of a washout because all too many harebrained humans neglect to connect their details with the apparatus itself. You have to put your cellphone on file, cretins. But noooo….these bubble-heads think the chip’s some kind of global positioning device that pinpoints their dog to the nearest whisker, enabling helicopters to be dispatched…blah blah blah.
Fools. But what I don’t get is why humans fumble and putter with these grain-of-rice-sized electro-specks when it seems clear to me that a far better idea would simply be to issue all dogs with credit cards so that should they ever become lost they can just book themselves into the nearest hotel, curl up in front of the all-night Lassie special on TV-Land and catch a bus home in the morning. That’s generally what I do.
Leave a Reply