Bad Luck Pup Loses Pluck With Stuck Duck
August 29th, 2008
An intrepid UK pooch named Ozzie managed to ruffle a few feathers down at his local quack’s vet’s office after inhaling an entire rubber duckie, managing to prove that he’d make both the world’s worst gun dog and the world’s best rubber duckie smuggler - in one short gulp. Says the Leamington Spa Courier:
The seven-month-old pooch was play fighting with another dog over the bath toy, but when he began losing he preferred swallowing the plastic prize to giving it up.
Attaboy Ozzie! Because if there’s anything worse than swallowing an entire waterfowl-themed plastic whatnot in the course of protecting it from a rival dog, it’s not swallowing an entire waterfowl-themed plastic whatnot in the course of protecting it from a rival dog.
Ozzie obviously saw what he had to do and the duck, who can’t have seen it coming, was paddling down the hound’s intestines quicker than you can say a word which rhymes with duck and which doesn’t appear in the title of this post.
Luckily the buoyant trinket was removed before it managed to bob any further into Ozzie’s digestive sequence - and was back among the disarray of his other toys within no time, leaving Ozzie with nothing worse than a few stitches and an excellent poster for his kennel… as well as a great story to tell his litter’s litters.
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